Flash Fiction #1 Last Will and Testament

Last Will and Testament

I, Corey Schaeffer, being of sound mind and body do set forth in writing this last will and testament, which I understand to be legally binding in this state of Kansas.

In case I don't return, or this document is found on my person, I assign the following items to the following people

Because he showed me kindness and mercy in times past, I bequeath my marble set with a real steely shooter to my cousin, Orville Stout.

Wolverine Creek WMA

Went on a drive and hike last weekend, over Taylor Mt into the Wolverine Creek Wildlife Management Area. The view was beautiful from on top the "Pass."

How to Write a Limerick

A man once tried to write a limerick,
Herkimer spelled funny is Himerick,
He spit and he swore,
Could remember  no more,
About how to finish a limerick.

My Back Yard #2

Had a very dirty lens, so I PhotoShopped the crap out of it.

Looking west, to the back corner of my 20 acre farm.

S.R. Landing

Out for a walk and had to take a quick picture of this.

Copyright 2017 Stuart Purser, Stustock. All rights reserved

Haiku: The Road in Front of My House

River of Asphalt

Ebbing, flowing, ever on,

Or plugged like a cork.

One of my grown daughters said to me today, "Isn't it amazing how willing we are to stick our hand in a toilet we just used, if it is to retrieve our cellphone?"

Dramatic Clouds

A relative from out of state says we have very #dramatic clouds here in #Idaho.

Accidental Beauty

This is a trick that my phone's camera does to me.  If I place my finger too close to the sensor, it takes what I call a "Simulated Infrared" photo.

Tuskaheeny Limerick

There once was a man from Tuskaheeny,
Who liked to drive a Lambourgini,
He bought a Winebago,
'Cause he found out how they go,
And since then, no one has seen he.

Close the Door, Richard !

My son told me his daughter likes to close the door. I said, "If we could bottle that and sell it, we'd make a bundle of money!" #TrueStory

Idaho Winters

Posted March 3rd, 2018


#Idaho: where #GroundhogDay tells how long #winter will last beyond March 21st. Will it be 6 weeks or less this year?

http://bit.ly/2HZhSq9

After Six: Free Air

I saw this locally.  There's another in a SW suburb of Chicago, which says, "Free Air, Help Yourself."

What I don't understand: Is there a breathe freely, or pay for your oxygen police force that I have missed somewhere?

When I leave the area immediately near this sign, do I have to start paying for my air?

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